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You have so many "treasures" here! at last I freed them. Ha! I was raised on a farm and we had lots of animals. His name was Dale. Thanks! My friend woke up to find a squirrel in her kitchen, trying to get into the cookie jar on the counter. If you try playing the rock and roll music it has to be played LOUD to be effective. Soon you will see why. Tag Archive | funny squirrel story Esmeralda, Manny and the squirrel: a tale of a terrifying threesome. I know...some laws are really crazy! As soon as I disembarked, I needed to pee! Like I have told people before,  I didn't get crazy all by myself. I read it was illegal to hold a squirrel for more than 48 hours too late though, gawd I don't wanna go to jail for giving a darn, what back @sswards world we live in. Carole Anzolletti from Connecticut, USA on September 23, 2011: I absolutely LOVE squirrels, and the kind heart of your grandfather to create such a way for them to feed in the cold wintertime :) Wonderful hub! Thanks for sharing your squirrel story. Glad you were able to solve your squirrel problem. Hope that all of yours stay outside where they belong! Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on January 22, 2016: Thanks for sharing this cute story again. We had squirrels in our attic (no I'm not referring to our being insane, although that may be a possibility) and they chewed through our telephone line. Thanks for the visit and comment. Gail Sobotkin from South Carolina on November 12, 2010: These squirrel stories were sweet, wonderful and funny! She swears by it and says her birds LOVE it and the Squirrels…not so much. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on March 24, 2011: Yes, I can just imagine the scrambling that took place in trying to get that squirrel that was in the house back outside. "Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.". Another true story happened to my husband and me not many years ago. It was a number of years ago that those squirrel deterrents were put up there. He had the opportunity to take of in to the forest any time, but he never did until one day, when a pretty little squirrel came to visit, and a few days later they both disappeared into the forest. They normally woke up and flew away in less than 5 minutes. This happened a LOT! Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on March 18, 2010: I'll bet that squirrel bite hurt! Thanks for leaving a comment. Connie Smith from Southern Tier New York State on March 10, 2013: Peggy, I thoroughly enjoyed (and identified with) these squirrel stories! They had a strange rectangular flattish cage on the end of a long poll for catching the squirrel. Thanks for your comment. Your story reminded me of my dear squirrel friend. We then had our friendly painter put up some screening where our neighbor told us he had seen squirrels entering and exiting an air vent area. My interests include art, traveling, reading, gardening, cooking, and our wonderful pets. By now with Houston, Texas heat, those "deposits" are probably rock hard or perhaps even disintegrated into dust. Those bright little eyes and swishing tails make for a high action figure, and those alert creatures are swift in their reactions to stimuli of any kind. I don't know about fascinating...but these are some funny squirrel stories about true experiences. Knightheart from MIssouri, USA on May 28, 2011: Oh my, squirrels and bird feeders. Have a strobe light continually operating in the attic. I don't think people like all the picking on how fat the squirrels are getting. By Martin Gleeson Thanks for your comment and the share. Play LOUD rock music in the attic. Lesson To Children In Church The Squirrel Is Jesus. Very cute stories. They are playful! Thanks for leaving a comment. As it turned out, LIVING there was to be my biggest one. I remember I was so surprised seeing them everywhere! Thanks for sharing these cute mental images! One day while the window was still cracked open, one of the squirrels made his way into the house! But he's gotten bigger now and is great, You have to make sure to give them more then nuts they need a variety. Let's hope that these cute little furry rodents stay outside of our houses in the future where they belong. The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. Unfortunately two little squirrels came in through an open chimney hatch and couldn't get out of our vacation home. Like you, we have exceeded our normal rain stats for the entire year also. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on October 20, 2009: I'll bet that was a commotion getting that squirrel out of your friend's kitchen! You definitely sound like a kind hearted person and animal lover. Whatever the combination: cat poop, strobe light, or just increased activity (plus the insecticide I sprayed up there, which was my idea! Winnie is Clever. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on January 08, 2012: I imagine your latest chocolate dessert hub is going to get LOTS of attention! I need to take a pic when he sleeping by the computer mouse seriously would be a great shot. Animal Story, Funny, Modern, Original Reading time: 10 - 15 mins. Big deal. It all started with all those old farts before me. It was late September 1966. Thank you for this squirrel hub. :). Pearl Squirrel: 3, Leon: 0. What a cute story regarding the squirrel that you rescued and helped heal. I think i'm going to try the rock and roll music to get them out! When a pet dies, to what degree can it be replaced by another? We surely have a good many of them in our area. More windows were opened, and fortunately, before anything broke, the surprised and frightened critter joined his counterparts back outside in his natural environment. If you don't have a wildlife rehab center (like we do in Houston) check with a vet. Some amazing suggestions as to how to dissuade squirrels from inhabiting the attic...dog or cat feces being just one of them. 639: In Dog We Trust (2018) Feb. 23, 2018. Just hope they stay outside where they belong this time. I love the story you told about your childhood experience with squirrels. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on December 07, 2011: Yes...aren't we thoughtful! The toast was so much bigger and heavier than he anticipated. Did it work? The things one learns on HubPages! Funny Squirrel Video of Walter on Guard Three attacked as squirrel goes nuts Amazing Pictures of a Heroic Squirrel Rescue Sponsored Links ∇ Funny Squirrel Video of Walter on Guard 1) Walter the squirrel on the lookout 2) Squirrel on the attack 3) Walter on the war path 4) Squirrel on top Funny Squirrel Video … Funny Squirrel Pictures Read More » Making a long story short, after cutting two more holes than necessary in the sheetrock to locate the nest and eradicate it, our friendly painter had more of a significant repair than initially planned. Perhaps a vet could steer you in the right direction? The catcher person was willing to take the squirrel away where it would be let loose somewhere far away, but this was her home. When I was a kid, like you said we prefer squirrels ouside, in my grandma's house, suddenly it was overran with so many squirrels. I am glad that you did not let that person relocate the squirrel once caught in your house. Feb 22, 2018 - Explore Me's board "funny squirrel" on Pinterest. Haha! Now that was a question I could not answer. One of them titled Super Hero is part of a popular meme well famous in the squirrel community, anyway. Ideally wild animals should be returned to the wild if at all possible. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. He is packing nuts in the crevices of the furniture sometimes now too, just too darn funny. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on October 09, 2009: Grey squirrels...black ones...doesn't matter. He is still on the smallish side so maybe why he's not wandering too much yet, I need to do some research. Here are funny squirrel jokes and puns for kids to enjoy and laugh at as well as adults. I have never seen so many squirrels as when I lived in the States. Haha! I live in Houston, and I have worked as a nurse. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on September 03, 2010: Glad you enjoyed these squirrel stories. I've "hooked" you up to mine. My mom Evelyn and Dad, the "Col". Bonnie, thanks so much for sharing this funny story of your hubby’s battle with wily Pearl. We found the nest, but not the squirrels, so we knew that they still had to be in the attic. The problem was the light burned out after about a day and a half of operation. This is … Suffice it to say my husband did not meet the standard dress or appearance of most of the other people in the store, and the salespeople are probably still poking fun at the old "fuddy-duddy" who purchased the strobe light that day. Distribute dog or cat feces up in our attic to dissuade the little critters from wanting to make a home there. See more ideas about squirrel, funny animals, funny. We also have other funny jokes categories. Hope you are well and that your website is coming along well. I love photography! Funny and interesting. It is heartening that so many people care for wild life and rather than destroy, will try and find ways to live as neighbors (separating sleeping arrangements). While it might have driven the squirrels crazy, it would surely have done that to us. We figured we could always more easily retrieve the bags later on after our problem was solved. Haha! Wow, wonder if they have squirrel flea collars? We normally get about 36 inches a year and so far this year we have received 43 inches. C E Clark from North Texas on January 20, 2016: Love these stories. He was very lazy and never wanted to work. This spectacle provided a source of entertainment for each of the family members inside of the warm and cozy home who also enjoyed watching the squirrels close up antics on the other side of the glass window. How did he become a pet? What a shame you got a spanking though!!! Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 17, 2013: They are cute little critters. The children loved this book! Happy that you enjoyed these funny squirrel stories. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on October 16, 2009: Hi Bail Up!, Sorry that your little squirrels did not find their way out. Now back to chocolate...hmmmm..... :)). Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 04, 2015: As hot as the attics get in Houston, Texas and since this happened quite a few years ago, what was originally in those bags...other than the cat litter...has probably turned to dust by now. Betty Bolden from Bucyrus Ohio on November 28, 2011: I LOVE to watch the squirrels their funny at times... Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on September 23, 2011: Glad to hear that you liked these squirrel stories. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on November 29, 2012: I enjoyed your squirrel story also! Perhaps. Glad you enjoyed these couple of squirrel stories. The beautiful Holy Loch in Scotland - no "Nessie" here. I have to stay vigilant digging up little oak trees from their burying of nuts in our garden beds that surround our home. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 25, 2011: You might be just the person to build that squirrel repellent bird feeder! Ha! I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. I was laughing out loud throughout most of story #2. Where we live, that would be a problem. In my country, squirrels look quite different from their foreign counterparts- Indian squirrels are sort of caramel-coloured with long double darkish-brown lines on their backs and have not-so-bushy tails that lie, touching the ground. These jokes about squirrels are nice and clean yet silly enough to suit all humors. She likes being a superhero. Oh by the way, I loved the squirrel in "Mission Impossible" so funny! When we moved to our new home, we never remembered the bags filled with "goodies" in the attic until after the fact. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week . Occasionally one type of animal fosters another that is out of the norm. I love this picture of the two of them. I have the same exact problem with the squirrels at my house. Next thing we knew, the little squirrel and the toast were blended in a whirling blur on the ground. Catching it or shooing it outside must have also been fun! Spring will soon be here, and on chilly days like this I look forward to it. So funny and a wonderful story with fantastic photos. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on November 28, 2011: Yes...squirrels can be very entertaining! squirrel moose animals supernatural dean castiel sam funny winchester deanwinchester samwinchester cat theweepingmonk nimue forest spn hanjisung adventure straykids han 804 Stories Sort by: Hot Subhas from New Delhi, India on July 17, 2013: Hi Peggy! That little black kitten really is exercising restraint, bless his heart. Voted up, funny, and sharing. We kiss him and he is so adorable sociable loves contact- But I am trying to really get him to be outdoors much more as he is a squirrel but I do fear he is too tamed maybe I can't know yet. The animal catcher caught the squirrel very quickly. It will probably fill your coffers with overflowing money. Three days later, the squirrels were back. sukhera143 from Home on October 19, 2009: Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on October 16, 2009: Sorry that your little squirrels did not find their way out. I have never seen an animal so determined to get food as a squirrel when trying to raid a bird feeder! Act One: The Youth In Asia. But insanity tends to run in those kind of families. My sailor husband Tom, was stationed near Dunoon, at Sandbank with the US Navy, on the USS Simon Lake, a submarine tender. Funny hub Peggy W! I may do my "squirrel dance" on your buttons! They also leap up and drink water from our birdbath. Tha. Yes, my grandfather was quite a guy! Will have to look for yours now! It had the entire family engaged during that wild chase! You might enjoy Ray Stevens "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" video, although it is still funny in the song without video. Thanks for sharing! Voted up and BAUI, sharing with followers. Ok this storie requires some background. Laugh as I tell you how Fate meted out a surprise for my annoying Mom one day. They are awfully scared of people and if you approach them even quite far, they run off at their fastest! The squirrels utilized this nicely provided route above the snowy ground to come and feast on the banquet supplied by my amused grandfather. Share a clip; The first day on the job inevitably means mistakes, mishaps, and sometimes... fiascos. Here were their suggestions in no particular order. Thanks for the comment. I played with them. If you’re looking for a funny name for a squirrel, here are three worth considering. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 29, 2011: Yes...squirrels seem to be natural acrobats when it comes to getting seeds from bird feeders. ), we seemed to rid our attic of squirrels. With the heat, they would probably no longer be recognizable in any case as it has now been years since we tossed them into place. Peggy these little things look cute, but they are very clever and their reactions are real quick. Thanks for a very entertaining and delightful read. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on November 21, 2009: J Beadle from Wisconsin on November 21, 2009: https://hubpages.com/entertainment/Quick-Hit-Novem. My husband finally located a store that sold strobe lights and purchased one. Undoubtedly the new owner will never go crawling around in the attic and find the bags of "goodies" left behind. We decided to try this suggestion. I have never heard a squirrel literally scream like that poor squirrel apprehended in our living room did that day. i love Squirrels :). Only MY heart! Lisa HW from Massachusetts on October 20, 2009: Peggy, this is cute (and funny). They are cute little animals...as long as they stay OUT of the house. :). went on sale April 12, 2004 and is available at Amazon.com, iUniverse.com , or your favorite bookseller including Barnes and Noble. A pastor was giving the children's message during church. When I was growing up in my village home, I had a hobby to get them in my cage as many as possible. Will remember your sardine bait if ever needed in the future. Ha! Here in Florida they really do not suffer from a lack of food year round. Thanks for the comment. borge_009 from Philippines on May 20, 2010: Great stories. We couldn't believe the mess we were experiencing and the animal friendly suggestions in how to rid ourselves of the squirrels...but we all survived and can now laugh about it. Don A. Hoglund from Wisconsin Rapids on May 20, 2010: I remeber when I was a kid in Northeast Minneapolis there was, for reasons I don't know, an overpopulation of squirrels.Once when we were eating lunch the squirrel actually started chewing on the screen door. When I supply my bird feeders with seed, I can hear the call echo throughout neighboring yards...'hey, look...she has put out the buffet again!!! They are cute little guys! Hello Peggy : ) Well my sons friend brought him over then my son hid him on the front porch - real lucky I found him I mean it was hot on that porch and he was weak just barely old enough to eat. Screwball: Screwball Squirrel is an animated character from the 1940s and is known for being weird and wacky. Haha! (Creepy, and yet kind of funny too.) Here you will find my life's true, funny stories from two continents, some of my steamy love poems and one post of my art. Not always easy...but worth it. Glad that it brought some laughter into your life. Haha! This is an amazing kids animal story to read. We ended up having him paint the entire room after the sheetrock repair. I pleaded to my lack of experience in squirrel psychology and waited to hear how the story of the funny squirrel continued. HaHaHa. Thank u for Sharing. Enjoyed your little stories. And hopefully, the smell would make the squirrels think that there were cats up there? thanks for writing on squirrel. The 'Mighty Flying Red Baron Squirrel Squadron' show no mercy to a marauding wild boar family! LOL. My gym is situated in the middle of a big park and there are squirrels and squirrels everywhere which makes my early morning sojourn heavenly and so I got connected to your squirrel story instantly with all my fondness for these little creatures. I looked to see a glimpse of a squirrel … "A squirrel. We found them probably weeks later. Yes I need to get some pics especially when he is sleeping on his back with his feet in the air that is the cutest. I write about my hilarious life, on two continents, through the 50's, 60's up to now. Categories: Funny Romance Urban Fantasy. They can chew on wires and things, build nests, etc. They also drink water out of our birdbath on a daily basis. It made me laugh just thinking about it. There are 444 squirrel story for sale on Etsy, and they cost $20.99 on average. Haha! I wished I had a camera when I once saw a squirrel carrying a whole, pink-frosted, doughnut (with sprinkles) across the street. Other Possible Books. A little about my feisty forebearers and a crazy true story about my parents and a fruitcake. They appear to be having so much fun! Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on November 12, 2010: Glad that you enjoyed these squirrel stories. Funny story written by Jaggedone. So finally that problem was solved! The story narrates how Nutty and his friends tried to save some acorns and get some benefits. Earl the Squirrel by Don Freeman The videos were wonderful additions. Here is where we put our foot down. Sep10 (This is based on a true story as told to me by Esmeralda at our MAV (mature athlete version) boot camp. This blog is it. Every day we can see squirrels racing after one another going round and round the tree trunks. :-). As to your possum in the house...it was probably frightened as that would certainly have been out of its natural element. Every day we see them chasing each other around the trees in our yard and our neighbor's yards, drinking out of our birdbath, etc. Wild Boars and Squirrels, in Boar War3 Battle, fight to the death over acorns! I am like all of them, a little bit of each and that's important. Glad that you liked these funny squirrel stories. "This particular squirrel was doing its best to take my best bra from the airer. (Thanks, Bri!) I know! In fact, I have one squirrel that does a standing straight-up jump to over 6 feet off the ground onto a feeder. My sons have asked me to write my "funny family stories." Had he been injured or abandoned? Squirrel Spider Joke. And they could be quite a nuisance. The electrical cords draped down from the attic and plugged into our guest bathroom to operate the strobe light did not offer the most beautiful of visions. Thanks for your comment. Thanks! Will have to check out that Ray Stevens video. If he does go outside and then back in...what about fleas? Did you continue to play that game afterwards? The ancestor I revere most is one many can claim: Governor William Bradford, the first governor of "Plimoth Colony" in Ma, What could possibly happen between arriving in Scotland at Prestwick airport and traveling to Dunoon? Undoubtedly his litter mates and family were happy to be reunited with him or her once let outdoors again. View all. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on March 08, 2010: Yes...we are all about trying to live harmoniously with the squirrels as well as other wild animals. Landing in Scotland from the States seemed an exciting adventure. More insulation had to be reinstalled in the wall as the squirrels had pretty much shredded it and packed it down for their excellent and cozy protected nesting site. So, naming a squirrel after the chocolate and hazelnut spread, Nutella can be a funny option. That picture you mentioned would really be cute. Squirrels and birds are so fun to watch. I can imagine that they did lots of damage besides chewing on the window frames. Hope that you and your neighbors can stand it. I never got to see my friend again. This is a very funny story, it is not one I would normally choose for a creative literacy session because the story and humour is … Yeah I live with mom and she's getting afraid of him now, was just talking to me about it again. I told husband to call animal control and they showed up fairly quick. (13 ... More in Funny. Ha! I liked your stories about squirrels. He used to sit on my shoulder and nibble on my earlobe. He's like any cat no kidding he plays, he sleeps on me yet knows his box too and just puts himself to bed. When my mother was growing up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, my grandfather used to feed the squirrels on an outside windowsill of their home in the wintertime many years ago. I have a pet squirrel right now, was brought over by my sons friend. You may not think so, but animals communicate and they all knew how I let the squirrel loose, and how on other times I would carefully scoop up unconscious birds that would fly into our patio door and knock themselves out and then lye in danger of being gotten by the neighbor's cat on the patio. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on January 09, 2012: Not fun to have squirrels in one's attic. Instead, he found that squirrels are born for physical theatrics in his obstacle course. That is not the case, however. At first,seeing it hiding under a bed, she thought of 'monster', unnamed. Brrrrr! Dec 12, 2015 - Explore Bee T's board "Funny Squirrels " on Pinterest. My world did NOT begin with me. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 21, 2010: Yes, the true stories about squirrels and other things for that matter are often the funniest. I blame them. Opening so many windows to offer more escape routes for the squirrel must have let much of that frigid air inside the house. Ha! Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 09, 2018: You must have had similar experiences with squirrels. Animals absolutely have feelings! Ishwaryaa Dhandapani from Chennai, India on February 23, 2012: Nice stories! Luckily my wife had that phone line insurance that we had never used in 20 years. I can not wait to read more about the squirrels… I love squirrels Peggy! We do have some inside cats, but we didn't like having their feces tossed about in the insulation at random. Odds are great that they will never even discover our most gracious of gifts unless they stumble upon this hub and start wondering if it was their house being mentioned. Thank you for telling me about this article. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on August 06, 2011: We have laughed over these squirrel stories many times expecially AFTER the fact. We are even descended from Charlemagne the Emperor of the West. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 03, 2011: Haha! Quite a story too, but had a happy squirrel ending. LOL Thanks for reading and leaving your comment. On my Instagram account, I post a squirrel a day and try to come up with an uplifting title, mostly just a quote from a song, but occasionally I come up with a funny title and when I do, I'm prouder of that than any of the pics. Thanks for your comment. Squirrel Jokes and Puns. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on June 05, 2010: I certainly can't disagree with you in-so-far as squirrels are definitely cute, clever and quick in actions. The squirrels are so entertaining and my husband will be relieved that they are not living in our immediate environment, otherwise they might have been welcomed as houseguests. So one day my Dad is driveing down a gravle road near our house and this baby squirrel runs out in front of him and faints. However, my granny asked the strong watchman and the brave cook to catch them one by one in a big bag(we closed the room where the large number of squirrels dominated this room) and took them out to a far away place and set all of them free. The story of Squirrel Girl, told by those who brought her to life Ryan North and Erica Henderson go deep on the beloved hero By Susana Polo @NerdGerhl Nov 13, 2019, 1:10pm EST by Melanie Watt (P) I find that reading this story you have to very dynamic and funny. As animal lovers, we called our local Wildlife Rehabilitation Center instead to discover what they would prescribe to help us. I am in such awe of the acrobatics I can't bear to chase it away! Thanks for your comment. : (. And Grandpa is to be complimented on his ingenuity to help feed the squirrels. The City of Milwaukee rests on Lake Michigan banks, one of the Great Lakes, and they would get substantial amounts of snow (called "lake effect") in the wintertime.Many people would routinely take care of the birds furnishing them with seeds in feeders, hanging suet in the trees, etc., but my grandfather also thought about the cute little squirrels. This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional. The Funniest Squirrel Story You Ever Heard. And the video of the cat that adopted the baby squirrels is just adorable!! Will be eager to know if the music drives them out. Voted WAY UP!!! I had written one about how fat the squirrels get in Wisconsin in winter and how my dog comes closer and closer to getting a bite on one in my nov 20 quick hit hub but it hasn't rec'd a very good score. Loud rock music being blared in our attic...NO WAY!!! C E Clark from North Texas on July 03, 2015: I used to feed the squirrels along with the birds back when I lived in a house and could do that. Thanks for your comment. They have moved into my attic as well. It is the only thing that we did not try. Anyone have any funny squirrel stories to share?Funny squirrel stories....? Ha! When I was a kid, playing in the forest, I found a squirrel with a broken leg. katyzzz from Sydney, Australia on September 03, 2010: Loved every squirrel of it, a great hub and prophetic video and music. Thanks for your comment. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 06, 2011: Squirrels can also bite leaving a nasty scar. I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. Whenever Dale needed food, he would steal it from other squirrel’s homes. Quentin's not that bad looking. Enjoy your reading! Great stories - a squirrel in the house would be a nightmare! Welcome to MELINDA the INTREPID!! There are few things cuter than watching a squirrel hold a piece of food in their tiny paws and rotate it as they chew. It hadn't been Squirrel Woman's intention to unzip her Lycra costume for supervillain Quentin Madcap, but there I was, waking with my bare flesh pressed up against his warm body, in a very intimate way. Very true such a device will be something you can feed generations for - sadly nothing ahs worked so far! Thanks! Thanks for the comment. It was probably her that slipped in. :). :) I enjoyed your stories! Ol' Mama Squirrel is a force to be reckoned with as she scolds any creature who threatens her babies with a "Chook chook chook!" It all began at the Prestwick Airport and continued on the trip to Dunoon in County Argyll. These 10 stories show what happens when squirrels decided to attack. 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